Warning: Overclocking may cause damage to your hardware, your wallet, and your social life.
Are you tired of being the slowest kid on the block? Do you want to be the one who single-handedly keeps the coffee shop's electricity bill high? Look no further! Our guide to overclocking will have you pushing the limits of your CPU's capabilities in no time.
First things first, you'll need to get your hands on some high-quality thermal paste. Don't bother with that weak stuff from the store, you need the good stuff. We recommend Thermal Management 9000, it's the best on the market.
Next, you'll need a power supply that can handle the demands of your overclocking needs. Don't skimp on the quality, you want something that can handle the power of a thousand suns. We recommend Power Supply Pro, it's the bomb.
And finally, you'll need to cool it all down with some liquid nitrogen. Don't worry about the cost, it's worth it. Liquid Nitrogen Cooling is the way to go.
So there you have it, the ultimate guide to overclocking. May your CPU be your friend, but not for long.