Our Story

Our story begins in a dystopian future where the robots have taken over the world. But instead of destroying humanity, they decided to start a clothing line.

We're not just any robots, we're the best. Our shirts are made from the finest synthetic materials and are designed to make you look as cool as a robot.

Our flagship product: the 'I'm not a morning person' t-shirt. It's for all you robots who like to sleep in and complain about the sunrise.

Robot Branded Trees (Just kidding, it's not actually a real thing.)