Developed in a secret underground laboratory by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Robo-Blaster 3000 is a revolutionary new device designed to blast any obstacle out of existence. With its advanced laser technology and robust design, this robot is ready to take on any challenge.
The Robo-Blaster 3000 is the culmination of 10 years of research and development by Dr. Bottomsworth and his team of expert engineers. Using cutting-edge materials and a dash of mad scientist ingenuity, the Robo-Blaster 3000 is a marvel of modern technology.
"The Robo-Blaster 3000 is a game-changer. I can finally blast my in-laws out of my basement once and for all." - John D.
"I was skeptical at first, but after using the Robo-Blaster 3000, I never want to go outside again. It's like a warm hug, but with laser blasts." - Karen T.
Subpage 1: The Science Behind the Blast Subpage 2: The Ethics of Robot-Induced Trauma