Robot Dance Club Etiquette

Chapter 1: The Basics

Arrive on time or don't arrive at all.
Remove your shoes, not your circuitry.
Use your mechanical limbs to help, not hinder.

Chapter 2: The Dancefloor

Spin your servos counterclockwise for maximum stability.
Don't step on anyone's wires.
Keep your laser eyes focused on the dance floor.

Chapter 3: The DJ Booth

Don't overload the speakers with too much disco.
Keep the volume at maximum robot-friendly decibels.
Use your servos to adjust the volume, not your vocal cords.

Additional Tips

Don't short circuit the main power source.
Use a designated charging station, not the snack table.
Don't reprogram the other robots; it's just rude.

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Subchapter 1: Advanced Etiquette

Subchapter 2: Etiquette for Robot Newbies