Robot Support FAQ
Q: Why do I need robot support?
A: Because your robot is probably broken. Or maybe it just needs a good oil bath. Or a hug.
Q: How do I reset my robot's password?
A: You don't. That's just a human problem. Robots don't do passwords.
Q: Can you fix my robot's broken heart?
A: Sorry, we only support robots with functioning hearts. You might need to consult a cardiologist.
Q: Can I trade in my old robot for a new one?
A: Sure thing! Just bring it by the old robot graveyard and we'll give you a great deal on a new one.