Chore-Bot Services: Because Humans Are Lazy

Welcome to the Chore-Bot Services, where our army of robotic overlords will do all the household chores for you, because you're clearly too busy to do them yourself.

Our services include:

• Laundry-Bot - Because folding your own clothes is so last season.
• Cooking-Bot - We'll make sure your meals are cooked to perfection, every time.
• Pet-Bot - We'll take care of your furry (and scaly, and feathery, etc.) friends while you're busy doing, you know, actual work.
• Yard-Bot - Because mowing your own lawn is so...human.

Don't worry about the environmental impact of our services - our robots are powered by 100% recycled irony and 99% recycled plastic.

Sign up for our services today and prophets of doom will no longer be needed to predict your future as a slob!

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Disclaimer: Our robots are not responsible for your own personal growth or development. Please do not rely solely on our services to become a functioning member of society.