Q: What kind of services do you offer?
A: Our robots are experts in the field of doing tasks for you! From fetching your snacks to writing your emails, we've got a bot for the job. Check out our services: Services.
Q: How much do your services cost?
A: We charge a flat fee of $5 per task, plus a 10% discount for bulk orders. Don't forget to ask about our loyalty program, because we like you.
Q: What kind of guarantees do you offer?
A: We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee! If you're not happy with the work done, we'll send a team of highly trained robots to redo the task for free. No questions asked.
Q: Can I get a refund if I cancel my order?
A: Ha! No refunds, but we'll send you a nice "I'm sorry" note with a coupon for 10% off your next order. That's just how we roll.
Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly opinionated robots!