Rusty's Robot Uprising Safety Guidelines 3000: Because You Can't Trust a Robot with a Laser

Warning: Robots may be watching. Or may not. Probably not.

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• Avoid Being Screwed by Your Robot
• Defend Against Robotic Aggression
• Disarm Your Robot with Panache
• Robot Emergency Protocol: When Things Get Real

Disclaimer: Not actually endorsed by any reputable robot organization. Probably.