Robo-Hamster Union Benefits

Welcome to the Robo-Hamster Union, where we fight for the rights of sentient, disco-dancing hamsters!

Benefits:

• Free access to the Robo-Hamster Union's vast library of hamster-sized disco tracks
• Complimentary robotic massages for all members with more than 5000 hours of hamster- labor
• Union-sponsored hamster-sized vacation packages to the moon of Glitterbush
• A comprehensive benefits package, including hamster-sized life insurance

Pay your Robo-Hamster Union dues here!

Join the Robo-Hamster Union's most active sub-division!

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