Robot Hamster Union: Benefits

Welcome, robot hamsters! We're glad you're here to learn about the perks of union membership.

• Free Oil Changes for Life!
• Paid Robot-Hamster Holidays: Because Even Robots Need Time Off!
• Union-Safety-Net: Because We Don't Want You to Get Soldered to the Factory Floor

And that's not all! Join the Robot Hamster Union today and receive:

• Exclusive Discounts at the Union Store! (Where you can buy more oil and circuitry!)