Robot Hamster Division - Union Shop

Welcome, unionized robot hamster worker!

As a proud member of the Robot Hamster Division, you deserve the best benefits in the business.

• Free hamster-sized coffee cups for life!
• Complimentary robotic massages to ease hamster-induced stress
• A 401(k) plan that invests in hamster food and toy futures
• And, of course, unlimited hamsternip (our official union-sponsored hamster nap time)

But wait, there's more!

As a valued member, you also get exclusive access to:

• The Hamster Sitter's Union, where you can hire a union-approved hamster sitter to watch your hamster while you're away
• The Hamster Therapist's Union, where you can get expert help with hamster-related anxiety and existential dread