Robot Hamster Union: Dues Calculator

Due to the complexities of intergalactic hamster economics, our dues system is a labyrinthine beast.

We ask that you, a proud member of the Robot Hamster Union (RHU), pay the following monthly dues:

1. Carbon Credits: 50 units of rare earth elements per month. This will be used to fund our secret underground network of hamster-sized solar panels.

Hamster Food Stamps: 20 units of premium hamster feed per month. This will be used to purchase the finest imported space hamster pellets.

Tailoring Services: 30 units of robot hamster tailoring per month. This will be used to maintain the stylish and functional union-issued hamster suits.

Late Payment Penalties

Dues Appeals Committee