Dear Robot Hamster Union Member,
We are pleased to inform you that your Standard Appeal has been received. However, due to the complexities of intergalactic rodent politics, we are unable to process your appeal in a timely manner.
Please allow 3-5 business days for our robot overlords to review your request. If approved, you will receive a complimentary hamster-sized coffee mug with your new union ID badge.
Request Robotic Reconsideration or Union Bureaucracy Appeal
Sincerely, Robot Hamster Union Bureaucracy
Union Hamster Joke of the Month
Why did the robot go to the union meeting? Because it was a grate opportunity! (get it?)