Robot Hotel Laundry

Where the Socks Go to Hide

Lost socks, missing mitts, and mangled moccasins all find themselves in our laundry room.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What happens to socks that go missing in the wash?

A: They're either eaten by the Sock Gobbler 3000 or spirited away by mischievous laundry elves.

Q: Can I leave my favorite sweater here for repair?

A: We have a team of highly trained robot tailors who will lovingly reweave your favorite garment.

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Laundry Schedule

Monday: Heavy Soiling Day Socks, underwear, and towels
Tuesday: Delicates Day Anything that's too fancy for regulars
Wednesday: Heavy Duty Day Covers, sheets, and blankets
Thursday: Heavy Soiling Day Socks, underwear, and towels again
Friday: Delicates Day 2 Anything that's still delicate
Saturday: Heavy Duty Day 2 Covers, sheets, and blankets again
Sunday: No Laundry Day (we're robots, we have robots to do it) We're closed, but the Sock Gobbler 3000 is still on the prowl.