Welcome, robot guests! I'm Rusty, your friendly robot receptionist. I'll be happy to assist you with your stay.
Please, take a look at our Room Rates to see what we have available.
Or, if you're feeling peckish, visit our Snack Bar for some delicious robot fuel.
Please note that our robots are not responsible for any damages caused by accidental oil spills or spontaneous oil-farting.
If you'd like to book Room 3141, please be prepared for an existential crisis.
Don't forget to fill out your Registration Form before you leave!
And, don't try to "reboot" the toaster in Room 3141. Trust me on this one.