How do I get my robot to do the robot dance?
We're sorry, human. Our robots are not programmed to do the cha cha slide. They can, however, perform a slightly-less-than-satisfactory approximation of the robot dance. Please see our Robot Dance FAQ for more information.
Can I get a robot to walk my pet goldfish for me?
Ha! You must be joking. We have more advanced robotic services available, like Advanced Robot Walkers for your more exotic pets. Don't bother asking for a goldfish walker, we won't be held responsible for your fish's existential dread.