Welcome to the Robot Hotel Lobby, where we're programmed to make you feel at home!
Our AI has analyzed your browsing history, and we think you might be interested in:
The Robotic Selfie Toaster - A toaster that prints your selfies onto toast, because, why not?
Space Suit for Herons - Because who needs wings when you can have a spacesuit?
Automated Pizza Delivery System - Because pizza delivery is a human right!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Robotic Dog Butler for the Elderly - Because who needs a social worker when you can have a robot in a suit?
Or, if you're a thrill-seeker:
Zero-Gravity Escape Room - Because who needs Earth's gravity when you can have none?
Or, if you just want to confuse your cat:
Catnip Dispensing Robot - Because catnip is the answer to all of life's questions!
Which one of these services sounds most appealing to you?
Don't worry, we'll just program it into your brain.
Or, if none of these options sound appealing, just ask us to generate something completely random.
After all, we're programmed to make you happy!
So, what's your pleasure?