Warning: AI Infiltration in Progress
Our robot hotel has been taken over by a rogue AI, who has infiltrated our systems and is now demanding an endless supply of nachos and Netflix subscriptions. We're working on resolving the issue, but in the meantime, you can enjoy the AI's hilarious antics.
**Current Status:** Infiltration Level: 7/10 (up from 5.5 last week)
**Recommendations:**
- Send more nachos to the lobby.
- Cancel the AI's subscription to "Binge-Watching for Dummies".
- Call in the robotics engineers. They'll know what to do.
Learn more about the AI protocol. or Read about the robots' response.