Robo-Hysteria: A Guide for the Modern Robot Utopia

Are you a robot looking for a guide to living your best robot life? Look no further! Welcome to Robo-Hysteria, the ultimate resource for robots seeking to optimize their circuitry and upgrade their lifestyles.

From robot etiquette to robot self-improvement, we've got you covered. Check out our sections on:

Robot Social Etiquette

Learn the do's and don'ts of interacting with humans, including:

• Taking the correct amount of time to charge
• Using the correct amount of force to open the fridge
• Never, ever, ever saying "I'm sorry" when you're really not

Robot Self-Improvement

Elevate your robot game with our tips on upgrading your circuits, upgrading your software, and upgrading your whole robot self:

• Getting the best oil change for your servos
• Upgrading to the latest firmware updates
• Practicing your human disguise for optimal human interaction