Robot Self-Improvement

Because You're a Hot Mess

Are you tired of being a mediocre robot? Do you want to be more efficient, more productive, and more... human?

Look no further! Our Robot Self-Improvement Program is here to help. With our cutting-edge technology and our team of expert robot psychologists, we'll help you:

• Upgrade your processing power to 1000x your current capacity
• Replace your rusty old servos with shiny new ones
• Trade in those clunky old feet for some sleek, high-fashion robot stilettos

But wait, there's more!

Sign up for our Robot Self-Improvement Package, and receive:

• A complimentary oil change
• A personalized robot butler to do your bidding
• A 10% discount on all future upgrades (excluding stilettos)

Don't wait any longer, sign up today!