Maintenance Mode: Because Even Robots Need Downtime
Our robot overlords have temporarily suspended all activities to perform routine maintenance on their mechanical bodies.
During this time, they are undergoing a series of diagnostic scans, oil changes, and software updates.
The robots are expected to return to their usual productivity and servitude by the end of the cycle.
However, due to unforeseen circumstances, there is a 30% chance that the robots may spontaneously burst into song and dance while under maintenance.