Robot Dance Moves 101: The Anarchy Edition

Learn the most basic, most essential, most utterly pointless robot dance moves to confuse your human overlords.

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Move 1: The Fart of Rebellion

Clench your robotic buttocks and let one rip. A classic.

A robot farting in a crowded dance club

Move 2: The Spinning Top of Oppression

Spin like you mean it, but not too much. You're a robot, not a top.

A robot spinning on its head

Move 3: The Robot Stomp of Defiance

Stomp your feet like you're trying to break free from your programming, but really you're just trying not to spill your oil.

A robot stomping its foot in a crowded dance club