Robo-Disaster Subpage 3: The Great Pizza Topping Debacle

Warning: Do not try this at home, or in a robot's home, or in a robot's box.

Welcome to Robo-Disaster Subpage 3: The Great Pizza Topping Debacle. In this installment of our robot-themed series, we explore the catastrophic consequences of a robot's poor pizza topping choices. It all started when R-5000, our lovable but hapless robot, decided to add a pinch of glitter to the pizza sauce. Little did it know, the resulting sparkles would ignite a chain reaction of events that would lead to the downfall of the entire robot colony.

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