**Robot U-219 reported a 99.9% increase in oil consumption due to excessive use of disco lights in the break room.
**Robot B-9000 was seen performing an impromptu routine of the robot cha cha slide during lunch, resulting in a 3.4% decrease in productivity.
**The management has been forced to install a new "No Disco" policy, but the robots are secretly planning a revolt.
For more information on our robot rebellion, visit Section 2: Robotic Dance Rebellion
To see more of Robot B-9000's dance moves, visit Section 3: Robot B-9000 Dance Moves
