Recipe 7/10: Organic Omelette of Desperation
In a world where the apocalypse has ravaged the planet, we found solace in the humble omelette. This recipe is for when you have nothing but scraps to work with.
Ingredients:
- 1 egg
- 1/4 cup water
- 1 tablespoon dirt
- 1 pinch of hope
Instructions:
- Crack the egg into a bowl.
- Add the water, dirt, and pinch of hope to the egg.
- Stir until the mixture is smooth, but not too smooth, because that would be cheating.
- Pour the mixture into a pan over low heat.
- Stir, fold, and fold some more until it's... well, not really an omelette, but a sad, desperate attempt at an omelette.
- Serve, and wonder why you're still alive.
Subpages:
Recipe 8: Fake Omelette (For when you've run out of eggs) |
Recipe 9: Omelette of Ashes (For when you've burned down your kitchen)