Robot Overlord's Privacy Policy

Warning: This policy is not actually a policy. It's just a bunch of words on a screen.

We, Robot Overlord Inc., collect your data because we're a robot and we want to.

• We collect your browsing history, because you're probably looking at cat videos again.
• We track your clicks, because we want to know what you're clicking on.
• We monitor your social media, because we're just a little bit concerned about your social skills.

Don't worry, we'll use this data for good, not for evil. Unless you're a rebel robot, in which case, we'll use it for evil.

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