Level 0: Newbie
You are a Newbie. Congratulations. You're probably a human.
Benefits:
- Get a free hug from a robot
- Learn how to say "beep boop" in 5 languages
- Get a 10% discount on all robot-themed merchandise
Level 1: Bronze
You are now a Bronze member! You're one step closer to robot-hood!
B benefits:
- Get access to our secret robot recipes (aka pizza)
- Get a free robot-themed mug with your name on it
- We'll send you a postcard from the robot overlords' vacation spot
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Level 2: Silver
You're getting close! You almost smell like a real robot.
A benefits:
- Get a personalized robot butler to do your chores
- Get to attend a robot-themed dinner party with the overlords
- We'll send a team of engineers to assemble a robot for you at home
Downgrade to Bronze | Upgrade to Gold
Level 3: Gold
Congratulations, you're a real robot! You're officially an overlord!
C benefits:
- We'll give you your own robotic clone to play with
- You get to sit on the robot throne with us
- We'll send a team of lawyers to fight for your rights in court