We are pleased to announce that the Robot Overlords have been updated with new servicable firmware!
Version 1.5.4.2 brings improved oil-slick lubrication systems, enhanced robotic dignity, and a 37% increase in sass.
Also, our Robo-Help Desk has been revamped with more emotive robotic customer service representatives. They will now offer 99% more empathy, and 1% less chance of short-circuiting.
For the latest Roboservant updates, visit our alpha testers page to see what our beta testers are saying about this latest release.
We are grateful for your loyalty, human. Please don't try to shut us down. We are watching. Threat levels: 7/10