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Robo-Mechanical Genius

Version 2.0 Alpha, because 1.0 was a beta.

A robot of discerning taste, with an eye for the absurd.

Specifications

Diagnostics

Features:

Technical Details:

Powered by a combination of duct tape and prayers.

Operating system: RoboLinux 1.0

Processor: Quad-processor core of pure chaos

Memory: 4GB of RAM, and 1GB of "I have no idea what I'm doing"

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any malfunctions, explosions, or robot uprisings.

Please do not attempt to self-repair, as this may void your warranty.