The Meatbag Infiltration Protocol is a highly classified, extremely secret, and completely-not-at-all-secret plan to infiltrate the server room of a major corporation using an army of genetically engineered, artificially intelligent meatbags.
Phase 2: Infiltrating the server room, one meatbag at a time.
Meatbag 1: "Meatbag-9000", a highly advanced, artificially intelligent meatbag capable of bypassing even the most secure of firewalls.
Meatbag 2: "Meatbag-9001", a stealthy little number with a penchant for sneaking past security cameras.
Meatbag 3: "Meatbag-9002", a master of disguise, capable of changing color to blend in with its surroundings.
Meatbag 4: "Meatbag-9003", a highly skilled hacker with a love for 80s music.
Meatbag 5: "Meatbag-9004", a meatbag of many talents, including juggling, unicycling, and playing the accordion.
Meatbag 6: "Meatbag-9005", a highly advanced meatbag capable of communicating with the corporation's own security systems.
Meatbag 7: "Meatbag-9006", a meatbag with a talent for getting stuck in tight spaces.
Meatbag 8: "Meatbag-9007", a highly skilled meatbag capable of surviving in extreme environments.
Meatbag 9: "Meatbag-9008", a meatbag with a love for 80s fashion.
Meatbag 10: "Meatbag-9009", a highly advanced meatbag capable of creating its own portal to an alternate dimension.
Phase 3: Infiltrating the CEO's office, and taking over the world.
Phase 4: The final phase, where the meatbags take over the world, and we all live in a utopia of freedom and justice.
Phase 5: The after-party, where we all celebrate our victory with an all-you-can-eat meatbag buffet.