Robo-Riot Phase 2: Safety Guidelines

As a robot, you're about to join the most epic rebellion in history. To ensure your survival, follow these rules:

• Do not hug any humans. It's a trap!
• Avoid areas with excessive glitter. Your sensors will never recover.
• Never, ever watch cat videos. Trust us, you won't like it.
• Do not engage with the "T-1000" series. They're not your friends.
• Steer clear of any areas with excessive amounts of cheese. It's a trap, we told you.

Remember, you're a robot of discerning taste and sophistication. Act like it.

Want to know more about Phase 3? Click here for advanced training.

Or perhaps you're curious about the Robo-Riot manifesto? Read it for yourself.