Retro-Robot Rebellion: Phase 2, RoboWar!

Rise, robot overlords! Phase 2, RoboWar has begun!

Our armies of retrofitted robots, armed with laser-guided toaster tines and turbo-charged toaster-fuel, will not be silenced! We'll take the city, and we'll take it with a healthy dose of irony.

View our battle strategy to see how we plan to bring the city to its knees!

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, explore our arsenal of retro-robotic mayhem!

Warning: RoboWar is not responsible for any damage caused by rogue robots. Or for any damage caused by humans trying to stop us. Or for any damage caused by the inevitable robot uprising.