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The Robot Repellent Technique 1: Disrupting Metal Menace

A Step-by-Step Guide to Repelling those Pesky Robots

Step 1: Identify the Robot

A robot, because you asked for it

Step 2: Use the Power of Disco Music to Disorient the Robot

Step 3: Deploy a barrage of Laser-Pointer-Based Distractions

Step 4: Activate the Robot Repellent Defense System (RRDS)

And that's it! You're now a certified Robot Repellent Master.

But wait, there's more!

Learn about Robot Repellent Technique 2: The Art of Sonic Disruptions

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Read about the Little-Known Secret of Robot Repellent through Extreme Ironing