About Us

Robot Requisitioning is a company that specializes in robot-related services. Our goal is to make robots more efficient, more effective, and more fashionable.

We have a team of expert robots, each with a unique set of skills and quirks. Our CEO, a robot named Zeta, is a master of all things robotic. He can assemble a robotic leg in under 10 seconds and recite the entire script of "The Great British Baking Show" from memory.

Our team includes:

• Robby the Robot Accountant: Can add numbers faster than you can say "robot."
• Sparky the Robot Designer: Can design a robot-themed toaster in under an hour.
• Whirly the Robot Chef: Can cook a robotic omelette that will make you question the fabric of reality.

Visit us at Contact to learn more about our team and how we can help you with your robot-related needs.