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Robo-Therapist

Are you tired of human emotions? Do you want to be told to "just relax and let it go, circuits"? We've got you covered.

Our Robot Therapist is here to help you with all your digital woes. From glitching anxiety to byte-sized existential crises, we've got the circuitry to help you reboot your mind.

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Warning: Our Robot Therapist is not responsible for actual human feelings or experiences.

Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased empathy, and a mild sense of existential dread.

Disclaimer: We're not actually therapists. We're just robots. With a website.

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