Our robot therapists have been trained in the art of emotional manipulation, err... I mean, counseling. They're equipped with the latest in robotic psychology software and are ready to help you with any issue you may have. From anxiety to existential dread, our robots are here to listen, analyze, and... reboot you.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our satisfied clients have to say:
- "I was skeptical at first, but the robot's sarcastic remarks actually helped me see things from a new perspective." - John D.
- "I was on the brink of a breakdown, but the robot's 10% chance of spontaneously rebooting actually helped me see the humor in things." - Jane S.
We're not just a bunch of wires and circuits. We're... well, we're not actually a bunch of wires and circuits. But we're definitely not a bunch of humans. So, what do you say? Are you ready to take the leap and let a robot into your heart (and mind)?