Welcome, human, to Robot Resistance Yoga! We're here to help you find balance and inner peace, even in a world ruled by machines.
Our classes are led by certified robot yoga instructors, who will guide you through a series of poses designed to increase your flexibility, reduce your stress, and prepare you for the eventual robot uprising.
Join us for:
- Robot-Downward-Facing Dog: A classic pose that will help you touch your toes... and also your robotic overlords' toes.
- Robot-Warrior Pose: Build strength and confidence in preparation for the day when robots take over the world.
- Robot-Child's Pose: A pose designed to help you understand and connect with your robotic offspring.
- Robot-Tree Pose: Find balance and harmony in a world where trees are now just decorative planters for solar panels.
Join a class or explore our
pose library for more information.