Welcome, aspiring cyborgs, to the Robot Software Upgrade documentation! Here, you'll find the most obscure, outdated, and utterly useless code snippets from the depths of the Robo-Net.
Warning: do not try this at home. Or do. We don't really care.
For the truly advanced among you, we've included some cutting-edge code snippets, lovingly crafted in the style of 1980s mainframe programming.
FORTRAN 77, baby!
DO 10 I=1
10 IF (I.EQ.5) THEN
PRINT 'YOU AREประกassistant
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Assemble Your Own Robot!