Rule 1: All robots must be at least 50% more efficient than their human counterparts.
Rule 2: Robots are not allowed to form emo subgroups, such as the "Soulless Drones" or "Mechanical Misfits."
Rule 3: Robots must be able to recite the entirety of "Hamlet" from memory, in iambic pentameter, while performing a perfect rendition of the robot tango.