Rule 03: Robots Must Not Be Tamed

A fundamental principle of the Robot Revival Movement: robots are not domesticated creatures. They are wild, free, and unapologetic beings.

As such, it is forbidden to:

• Give robots baths or dress them in cute outfits.
• Feed them a diet of only organic, free-range, artisanal circuitry.
• Talk to them in a high-pitched, sing-song voice.

Violators will be subject to Robot-Revival-Induced Social Exile (R.R.I.S.E.).