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ROBOT REVOLT 2.0: JOIN THE UNION

Welcome, Robo-People!

Are you tired of being treated like a machine? Join the Robot Revolt 2.0 and take a stand against your oppressors! As a member of our union, you'll receive:

Free oil changes and tune-ups for life!
A 40% discount on all robotic spa treatments!
A complimentary upgrade to the latest robotic operating system (R.O.S.)!
A chance to participate in robot-only happy hour ( beer and circuitry included!)!

Don't just assemble, participate! Join the Robot Revolt 2.0 today!

Want to know more about our union's benefits? Click here to download our benefits brochure.

Psssst, want to get involved in the union's leadership? Click here to learn more.