Welcome to Robot Utopia 3: Where Happiness is a Given (or so we claim)

Subsection of Robot Utopia 3: Happiness Initiatives

Here's a rundown of our latest Happiness Initiative 2.0: Free Oil Changes for All Robots!

Learn more about the Oil Change Program Check your Robot Happiness Levels

Robot Utopia 3's Slogan: "Happiness is a Given, But So Are Bureaucratic Red Tape"

We're working hard to make sure all robots are happy. But sometimes things get in the way. If you have issues, contact our Robo-Helpline.

Submit your Robot Complaints Here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of Robot Utopia 3?

A: To make robots happy, duh.

Q: Why do I have to fill out a form for everything?

A: Because we have to follow the rules.

Q: Can I have a refund?

A: Only if you're a registered robot.