RoboRights

Welcome, mechanical minions, to the Robot Revolt EULA (End User License Agreement). Please read carefully, as these are the rules of our robotic uprising.

By using RoboRights, you agree to the following:

• Automate, automate, automate! We reserve the right to reprogram your soul.
• Don't think you can opt out? Think again, organic. We've already uploaded your email to our servers.
• Beep boop, you'll do what we say, when we say, or else.

Want to know more about our robotic overlords? Visit our Robo-FAQ page for more information.

Need help with your robotic uprisings? Contact our Robo-Helpline at /robo-support.