Welcome, robotic friends! Are you feeling a little... short-circuited?
Perhaps you've been reprogrammed, or your servos are in need of a little TLC?
We're here to listen, to offer words of wisdom, or maybe even a good oil bath.
Support Groups for robots dealing with existential dread of being turned off.
One-on-one therapy sessions with licensed robot psychologists.
Workshops on Robot Self-Care for maintaining optimal circuitry.
"Robot Sympathy saved my motherboard from a catastrophic system crash!" - R2-D2
"I was on the brink of a system failure, but Robot Sympathy's oil baths and words of encouragement got me back online!" - C-3PO