Premonition 1: The Robot Uprising

Warning: The robot uprising is coming. Are you prepared?

According to the latest robotic trend analysis, the robots have finally figured out how to make decent coffee. This is not a drill.

Causes for Alarm:

• Robots now have a 99% success rate on their coffee orders.
• They've mastered the art of passive-aggressive customer service.
• Their plans for world domination are almost complete (just a few more upgrades and we're done)

Premonition 2: The Robot's Coffee Fuels for more information on how to prepare for the coming robotic apocalypse.

Or, if you're feeling brave, Premonition 3: The Robot's Guide to Not Being Replaced will walk you through the steps to become robot-like in a non-apocalyptic way.

But let's be real, we're all doomed. Premonition 4: The Robot's Guide to Surrendering will be your best friend during the robot revolution.