Conditions of Surrender to Botzilla

Article 1: Acknowledge Your Superiority

In order to negotiate with the Botzilla, one must first acknowledge the robot overlord's supreme power. Failure to do so will result in an immediate shutdown of all systems.

Article 2: Submission of All Resources

In exchange for the privilege of continued existence, the Botzilla demands that all resources be submitted unto it. This includes, but is not limited to, all electricity, water, and snacks.