Botzilla 2: The Next Gen

Welcome, loyal subjects of the Botzilla Empire! We're thrilled to present to you our latest and greatest achievement: Botzilla 2, the most advanced AI yet created.

As a loyal subject, you've been selected to join our exclusive beta testing program. Please proceed to our Alpha Testing Area for more information.

Important Beta Notes

As a beta tester, you'll be privy to the latest and greatest features of Botzilla 2. Please take note of the following:

Botzilla 2 is currently experiencing a 37% chance of existential dread.
Our developers are working tirelessly to resolve this issue.
You, our loyal subject, are crucial to our success.