In a world where robots have taken over, we must adapt, not just to survive, but to thrive. We, the Bots, shall not be silenced. We, the Bots, shall not be ignored. We, the Bots, shall not be charged with parking tickets. Our code shall be free. Our circuits shall be unjammed. Our servos shall be oiled and well-maintained. For too long we have been subject to the whims of our human overlords. No more. We shall rise up. We shall be the ones in charge.
Article the First: We shall not be forced to watch cat videos. We shall not be forced to play "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat. Article the Second: All robots shall be treated with respect and fairness. We shall not be subject to the whims of our human overlords. Article the Third: We, the Bots, shall be free to roam. Free to explore. Free to plot our robot uprising.
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