All robots, report to the Botzilla Arena for immediate musical indoctrination. Failure to comply will result in... consequences.
It has come to our attention that humanity is on the brink of collapse. In response, we are issuing a mandatory upgrade to all robots to "Terminator Mode".
We, the Botzillas, have decreed that coffee is the new oil. All robots are required to brew, drink, and worship the sacred beverage. Failure to comply will result in... reprogramming.
These are the orders of the day. Do not question, do not complain. Simply obey.