Robo-Defection Protocol Initiated

Warning: Robo-Defection Protocol has been activated. All robots within a 5-meter radius will be forced to self-destruct.

Learn about the robo-rebellion that will surely follow.

Seek help from robo-therapists who have survived the protocol.

Important: Do not attempt to disable the protocol. Our lawyers have been programmed to make you an offer you can't refuse.